Il y a également les blagues, plus sexistes, sur les Blondes, paroxysme de la bêtise à ce qu'il parait ! 

Cela peut passer pour du machisme bête et méchant, mais "les hommes préférant les blondes" (à ce qu'on dit !), 
on peut donc voir là une vengeance des Brunes (... ou des Rousses) ! 
Allez savoir !

To steal a job from a decent hardworking American. 

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. 

It was a historical inevitability. 

You mean I missed one !

Question : How many doctors does it take to change a light-bulb ?
Answer :  That depends on whether it has health insurance !

Question : How many civil servants does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
Answer :  Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being done while the other one screws the bulb into the water tap.

Question : How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light-bulb ? 
Answer : Two. One to hold the bulb whilst the other one turns the house round.

Question : What is the average life of a light-bulb ?
Answer : That's a tricky question. No-one has ever been able to check because someone keeps changing it all the time !!!

Blonde nurse :
Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?
In case she had to draw some blood.

A Blonde Goes to the Library :
Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. 
A few days later, she returns and says to the librarian at the counter, 
"This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it."
The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"

Blondes at lunchtime :
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. They were all builders and they were working on a sky-scraper. They always ate lunch on the top of the building. The brunette always had a ham sandwich for her lunch, The red head always had a cheese sandwich, and the blonde always had a turkey sandwich. One day they all got sick of always having the same thing to eat everyday, so they made a deal. They all said that if they brought the same sandwich they usually bring, they would have to jump off of the top of the building.
The next day, the blonde was found dead on the ground by the building. The husbands of the three builders were there and they started to talk. The red head's husband said to the other two men, "I packed my wife a peanut butter and jelly, so she wouldn't jump off."
The husband of the brunette said to the other two men, "I packed my wife a turkey sandwich so she wouldnt jump off."
They both looked at the blonde's husband and he said : " Don't look at me, my wife packs her own lunch!"

On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to economy since she did not have a first class ticket.
The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving."
Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the copilot to speak with the woman. The co-pilot  went to talk with the woman, asking her to move out of the first class section.
Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving."
The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do.
The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this."
He went to the first class section and whispered into the blonde's ear.
She immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section, mumbling to herself, "Why didn't anyone just say so ?"
Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat.
He said, "I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York."

Question : How many Blondes does it take to change a light-bulb ?
Answer : What's a light-bulb ?

Question :  How many Chikens does it take to change a light-bulb ? 
Answer : Two. One to do it, and one to cross the road.

Question : How many Dadaists does it take to change a light-bulb ? 
Answer : To get to the other side of the road...